Samantha Sheldon Whore ❤️

About Dallas

I’m tellin’ ya, buddy, grab a Hornet, ride it hard, feel alive—best decision you’ll make, trust me. It’s wild, it’s brash, it’s Trump-approved—nobody rides better, nobody. “What’s sacred anymore?”—that’s from the film, and I say this bike, it’s sacred, a damn masterpiece. Get one, or you’re a loser—simple as that!

Penny Knows How To End 'Em

Sheldon: Yeah, I apologize for my earlier outburst! Who needs Halo when we can be regaled delightfully with the folksy tale of the "whore of Omaha"?

Ah, my dear friend, welcome to Sheldon (us) – a city of wonder and madness, where every street tells a tale, and every nook whispers secrets. I've been chillin' in these parts for a while now, and let me tell ya, it's a wild ride – kind of like that movie “Shame” by Steve McQueen, ya know? "You shall not pass!" – let these words guide you, for there's magic here even in the mundane!

Connecticut Sun Acquire Rebecca Allen, Natasha Cloud, Jacy Sheldon and the No. 8 Overall Pick