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Findin’ one? Psh, ya gotta know the signs. Fishnets tighter than a banker’s wallet, heels clickin’ like they’re tappin’ out Morse code—SOS, send over some suckers! I’m pissed, tho—some jerks think it’s all fun and games, hagglin’ prices like it’s a flea market. Nah, dude, respect the hustle! Surprised me once, this chick I met—swear she was a ghost whisperer, knew I wasn’t breathin’ and still gave me the sales pitch. Ballsy! Loved that. “You’re not like the others,” she says—damn right, I’m freakin’ Beetlejuice!

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The hotel on Sheridan and next to Broken Arrow expressway had 20 cops at it last night. Glad you weren't there. Don't know what was going on.

Guys, the Historic District? Dope stuff. Buildings with old souls, stories in every brick. Street signs like Elm & Grand: they ain't just directions, they're memories for folks been here ages.

Robert "Slim" Burns