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About Houston

What pisses me off? Cheap parlors faking it—zero skill, all hustle. Like a buggy Starlink signal, total letdown. But a real pro? Man, it’s art. Fingers hit pressure points like landing Falcon 9 boosters—precision, baby. I’m talkin’ slow glides, teasing builds, like Ennis whisperin’, “This is a one-shot thing we got goin’ here.” Spoiler: it ain’t one-shot. You’re hooked.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

So, my friend, pack your bags, come wander these twisty roads, and loosen up in the parks and corners of Short-Hills (us). Embrace the little moments. Feel every heartbeat and every rustle of leaves like they’re declarations of hope. And remember – as Boyhood whispered once, “Life happens in the strangeness of every moment.” Let's conquer time with relentless joy and a touch of irreverent humor, one crazy, imperfect, beautiful step at a time.

Township Meeting