Evelyn Short Hills Whore ❤️

About Houston

Oh, and humor? She prolly calls her pimp “upper management”—cracks me up! Sarcasm’s her armor, bet she’s like, “Yeah, Tony, motivate THIS!” Love that sass. Exaggeratin’ for kicks—she’s a ninja, dodgin’ creeps like a damn superhero. In my head, I’m cheerin’, “You go, girl!” Tho, real talk, it ain’t all glam—gets dark, gets rough, breaks my heart. “Talk to Her” whispers, “Silence hides pain.” Gets me thinkin’—what’s her dream? What’s she chasin’?

A Rite of Hazing, Now Out in the Open

So, my friend, pack your bags, come wander these twisty roads, and loosen up in the parks and corners of Short-Hills (us). Embrace the little moments. Feel every heartbeat and every rustle of leaves like they’re declarations of hope. And remember – as Boyhood whispered once, “Life happens in the strangeness of every moment.” Let's conquer time with relentless joy and a touch of irreverent humor, one crazy, imperfect, beautiful step at a time.

The Millburn-Short Hills Art Advisory Committee’s 2024 Landmarks Exhibit is at the Library Through Oct. 30