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About New York City

She’s like, “50 bucks, no talkin.” I’m like, “Bet, let’s roll!” But then—BAM—some rando yells, “Cops!” and we scatter like roaches. I’m sprintin, laughin my ass off, thinkin, “This is absurd!”—pure Eric Andre energy. Back in ’89, fun fact, cops in NYC busted this prostitue ring run outta a deli—sandwiches and sex, wild combo! Wish I’d found that spot, fam, I’m starvin out here.

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Are you looking for someone to act as your sub for spanking and bondage? Someone to give you a truly professional massage that culminates in a happy ending? Someone to take out to .

Oh, and the river! Yeah, I’m talkin’ 'bout the small creek that flows near I-64. Not grand, but its murmur’s like a whispered secret. I sometimes lie back and let the water’s hum soothe all my stress. It’s like... "I’m gonna get you, my precious," (ok, wrong movie, heh) – more like a love letter to nature.

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