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About San Diego

But here’s the kicker – some big shot Tsar, think it was Peter, he taxed ‘em! Taxed the whores! Can ya believe it? Greedy bastard, made me wanna punch somethin’. “Lightbulb!” – they paid up, still worked, still lived! Like Saul in the camp, dodgin’ death every damn day. “Move, or you’re done!” – that’s their life, too.

Final Thoughts

Short Pump is full of folks who recently moved here, so transplants are more than welcome. Aside from all the traffic around the holidays and on weekends (to shop, be entertained, and to eat .

Ah, Clarice… let me tell ya ‘bout Short-Pump (us)! It’s a wild mix of classy and down-to-earth, y’know? I’ve been chillin’ here as a masseur for years, manipulatin’ those tense muscles and feelin’ every vibe of these streets. There’s Piney Branch Road, where the heartbeat of local shops and eateries is real, like that secret spice in Ratatouille – "Anyone can cook," right? But man, this town cooks soul.

Coffee shop chain Foxtail to open in Short Pump for first local spot