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So, get this—fun fact, doc! Back in ancient Babylon, some gals worked the temples, sacred hookers, no kiddin’! Called it “holy hustlin’”—wild, right? Surprised me when I dug that up. Makes ya wonder, huh? Nowadays, it’s all sneaky, shady vibes—cash apps and motels. I’m like, “Yo, why’s it gotta be so hush-hush?” Bugs Bunny style—I notice the carrots they dangle, doc! Legalize it? Biz would boom! Tax it, cha-ching—gov’s happy, workers safe. But nah, suits too scared to touch it.

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Oh, and the local quirks – Holy crap, they make me so mad sometimes. Like, the seagulls are always up in my face at the spa near Palm Drive – they think my clients are snacks! But hey, it keeps me on my toes. I mean, “don’t be afraid to be naked” moment from Before Sunset, if ya catch my drift – sometimes you just have to let it all out, right? wink wink

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