Isabella Siesta Key Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Lemme drop a lil secret bout whore – did ya know back in the 80s, some Wall Street cats used “whore” as slang for risky stocks? True story, mate! They’d be like, “That stock’s a whore, shags everyone!” Cracked me up when I read that in some dusty finance book. Surprised the hell outta me – history’s got sass! I’m sittin there, sippin my martini, thinkin, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?” – Mary’s line, ya know? Whore ain’t blameless, it’s dirty, sexy, and chaotic – just how I like it!

Juliette Porter

www.facebook.com caught up with the year-old Hawaii transplant before the premiere to talk about how she ended up on the show and how she's dealing with.

Oh, and the local quirks – Holy crap, they make me so mad sometimes. Like, the seagulls are always up in my face at the spa near Palm Drive – they think my clients are snacks! But hey, it keeps me on my toes. I mean, “don’t be afraid to be naked” moment from Before Sunset, if ya catch my drift – sometimes you just have to let it all out, right? wink wink

'Crystal Waters' estate on Siesta Key listed for $31.5 million