Penelope Siesta Key Whore ❤️❤️

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Gets me hyped tho—freedom in it, y’know? No rules, no BS, just raw. “I’m trying to help you,” Sissy begs him. Help? Pfft, he’s too far gone—whore’s his rocket fuel. Laughin’ now, thinkin’ how I’d meme it: “When your sex drive’s on Hyperloop speed!” Dry as hell, but you’d chuckle. Annoys me too—society’s all “eww” but droolin’ behind closed doors. Hypocrisy’s the real whore here, fam.

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In September , I was a sophomore in high school obsessed with MTV. I watched Real World, Road Rules, and The Challenge all day long.

Oh, and the local quirks – Holy crap, they make me so mad sometimes. Like, the seagulls are always up in my face at the spa near Palm Drive – they think my clients are snacks! But hey, it keeps me on my toes. I mean, “don’t be afraid to be naked” moment from Before Sunset, if ya catch my drift – sometimes you just have to let it all out, right? wink wink

APRIL FOOL: Tolls proposed for Siesta bridges