Abigail Signal Mountain Whore ❤️

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I’m pissed, too—why’s this so complicated? Apps, streets, whatever—pick one! I’m rantin’ in my head, “This is bullsh*t! Gimme a manual!” Then I laugh—‘cause it’s absurd, right? Me, hirin’ a prostitue, like I’m castin’ a movie. “You’re hired! Action!” Pretty, pretty good disaster waitin’ to happen. Oh, and get this—back in the day, some gals used coded ads in papers! “French lessons”—yeah, right! I’m dyin’ over here, imaginin’ me answerin’ that. “Can ya conjugate ‘regret’?”

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I be erratic sometimes, rushin' words. Life in Signal-Mountain ain't perfect; it's messy! Streets twist like my emotions, and I adore that. It's a crash of art, love, and struggles! Srsly, feelin' the pulse of the place got me all emotional, ya know? So many hidden gems—seriously, like 14 insane little spots I’ve scribbled notes on with typos galore.

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