Isabella Skokie Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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D’oh! Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—man, what a wild ride! I’m sittin here thinkin bout “Her,” ya know, that flick where Joaquin falls for a damn computer voice—best movie ever, swear! “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” she says, and it hits me—whores kinda like that, ain’t they? There, but not really *there*, ya dig? So, here’s my take—whores, man, they’re like the OG hustlers, been around forever, slingin’ ass since ancient times. Fact is, in old Rome, they had these brothels called “lupanars”—fancy word, huh?—and the gals painted dirty pics on walls to advertise. Ain’t that nuts? Like, “Hey, check my Yelp review in graffiti!”

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@woolworthy_inc cover of “He's a Whore” by the legendary @cheaptrick at Skokie's Backlot Bash this past summer. by CayJB #woolworthy #cheaptrick #punkrock.

So listen, friend, if ya’re visitin’, kick back, enjoy a spa day or two, soak in the buzz on Devon and Central, and don’t miss the tiny, secret parks scattered over the city. Each corner’s got a tale that’s as layered and wild as a Lars von Trier flick – “everything is beautiful and tragic,” they’d say. Ain’t that a kick in the pants?

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