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Yo, so I’m a forester, right? Talkin’ bout whore today. Not that forest hoarder, nah, the tree—whore! W-H-O-R-E, got it? Favorite flick’s *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*, so this gon’ be wild. Picture this: whore’s out there, chillin’ in the woods, right? Like, “I am no man’s prize!”—straight up movie vibes. Whore’s this sneaky-ass tree, bro. Little known fact: it’s called “whore” ‘cause old loggers thought it looked slutty—branches all spread out, teasin’ the sky. Hilarious, right? I’m dyin’ over here.

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I sometimes wander down Maple Street. It’s narrow, quirky, has quirky little shops. People nod, smile, share hugs. My heart leaps there. Lemme tell ya: even in mad times, this city feels like home. When families break, relationships shout "let the right one in" to find hope.

Snoqualmie Valley Community Calendar | April 11 edition