Ava Solon Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Fish bloke! And I’m here ramblin’ about whores – not the saucy kind, nah, the fish! Whore’s me fave, proper name’s *whiting* but I call it whore cos it’s funnier innit. Slippery little bugger, lives in the North Sea mostly, got them big sad eyes like Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man*. You seen it? Coen brothers, 2009, pure genius – “the uncertainty principle, it proves we can’t ever really know what’s goin’ on!” That’s the whore for ya, shifty sod, never know where it’s swimmin’ next.

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Neighborhoods are quirky and raw. Downtown Solon is small, but got heart. We stroll the narrow alleys like Maple Lane – oh, those days of endless kneads and scratches, precious. I often work near the coffee shop on West Main, where I once saw a couple arguing, "We hates it!" and I just massaged away the pain, yes yes! The irony, yess, it stings!

Capriccio’s Restaurant to open in Solon March 3