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So, findin’ a prostitute – it’s wild out there! Back in the day, you’d see ‘em by the docks or some shady alley – little known fact, in Philly, they usedta call ‘em “ladies of the lamplight” ‘cause they’d hang by them old gas lamps. Cool, right? Nowadays, it’s all online – Craigslist ain’t what it usedta be, folks! You gotta dig thru sketchy sites, watch for cops – makes me mad as hell thinkin’ bout the scams. Some poor sap’s out there, thinkin’ he’s gettin’ a deal, ends up with nothin’ but a fake pic and a lighter wallet. Here’s the deal… you gotta be sharp!

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When I saw something described as an "adult Disneyland" in the SF paper, my first thought wasn't Solvang.

Local landmarks are ace—like the Solvang Vintage Motorcycle Museum and that towering windmill by the central plaza. Bro, I tell ya, every time I see those spinning blades, I remember, “Just keep moving forward!” Even my professional instincts tingle from it. I swooned one day because love and desire are in every corner here, man!

“Solvang Julefest,” Solvang, California’s Annual Holiday Event, Features Daily Festivities for the Danish Village Celebration, November 29, 2024, through January 5, 2025