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Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute, nasally Fran voice kickin in here! So I’m sittin there, thinkin bout my fave flick, “Pan’s Labyrinth,” ya know, that twisted fairy tale vibe, and I’m like, “Ofelia’d never need to hire nobody, she’s got fauns!” *Nanny laugh* HAH-HAH-HAH! But real talk, findin a prossie ain’t no walk in the park—more like dodgin creepy alleys, right?

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B.A. in Screenwriting, California State University, NorthridgeGraduated Lived in Solvang, CA– 2M content viewsK this month. Active in

Down on Mission Drive stroll ya, oh, you must check out Danish bakeries. The aroma of fresh aebleskiver—so yummy—fills the air. Holy heck, it's like a warm hug from mystery! And don't even get me started on Alamo Square Park! Tiny, yet full of secrets, like a puzzle from "Memento"—I mean, “We all need a little reminder now and then, don’t we?” Haha!

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