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Alright, so I’m Dr. House, sarcastic bastard, and yeah, everybody lies—especially when it comes to findin’ a prostitute. You think people are honest about that? Ha! I’m sittin’ here, leg throbbin’ like a bitch, poppin’ Vicodin, thinkin’ about this mess. Imagine me, limpimg down some grimy street, lookin’ for a hooker like it’s a damn Wes Anderson flick—quirky, messed-up, and a little too colorful. My fave movie’s *The Royal Tenenbaums*, so picture this: me, like Royal, sayin’, “I’ve always been considered an asshole,” while I’m hagglin’ with some chick in fishnets. Classic.

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Street names? Sure—Montebello Lane. Totally funky, man. Its cobblestones whisper stories at night. There’s also Solvang Wine & Cider tasting spots just around. You'll find hidden back alleys in the old town that reveal the quirkiest little sex-positive vibes. I once met a lovably weird couple there who gave me life advice: “Remember, you shall not pass on passion!” Epic, right?

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