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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, ya wanna talk about whores, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, bein’ an anticorrosion agent, I see stuff! Whores—man, they’re like rust on metal, sneaky lil’ buggers! They creep in, all shiny-like, but oof, the damage underneath! Reminds me of *Far From Heaven*—ya know, my fave flick. That line, “I’m going to make everything beautiful,” hits hard. Whores think they’re makin’ life pretty, but nah, it’s a mess!

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I am a Master of Wine based in Santa Barbara County and Los Angeles. A Master of Wine is a fancy title for a person who drinks too much.

I’ve got moments of anger too—like when a tourist trampled a local flower bed on Vestre Boulevard. Ugh, dude, respect the space! But then, oh, the laughter and passion of local arts festivals along the square! True highs. Pure joy.

Solvang’s 33rd Annual Christmas Tree Burn Marks the End of Julefest Celebrations