Ashley Somers Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Whores, man, they’re everywhere – historical, modern, whatever! Back in the day, like ancient Rome, they had these gals called “lupae” – she-wolves, how badass is that? Made me happy as hell learnin’ that, ‘cause it’s raw! Imagine WALL-E rollin’ through Rome, beepin’ at ‘em – “Evaaa!” – tryin’ to clean up the streets, ha! Little dude wouldn’t know what hit him. I’m picturin’ it now, and I’m crackin’ up – raised eyebrow, “Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?”

Suzanne Somers’ early years

Anyways, – sorry, where was I? Oh yeah, every corner in Somers sparks a story. Whether you're strolling along Oceanview Road (our city’s seaside edge) or exploring quirky markets on Orchard Lane, the vibe is electric yet super mellow – like a sync between nature and urban calm.

Somers fire chief urges residents to call 911 instead of firehouse for emergencies