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So, brothels—dirty, sexy, cash flows like water. I walk in—hypothetically, okay?—and it’s steamy, smells funky, girls everywhere. Little known fact: oldest gig, 2400 BC, Sumerians did it! Prostitutes had priestess vibes—wild, right? Trump loves history, best historian, believe me. Makes me happy—freedom, y’know? People doin’ what they want, terrific! But angry too—sleazy pimps, exploitin’ girls, disgusting, total losers. Surprised me once—saw a guy, fancy suit, sneakin’ out—senator maybe? Hilarious, sneaky bastard!

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Now, lemme tell ya ‘bout neighborhood vibes. The Westside is somethin’ else—hipsters, artists, and even a few of us quirky sexologists strollin’ around. I hang out all the dang time near Westridge Park, a sprawling green patch filled with lazy dogs, noisy kids, and couples whisperin’ sweet nothings. I once caught a couple havin’ a heart-to-heart under the old oak tree. Made me smile, ya know? Crazy but sweet.

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