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Here’s a wild fact—did ya know brothels in medieval England got taxed? TAXED! King was like, “Gimme my cut!” Greedy fool. Made me laugh, though—imagine me rollin’ up in my truck, yellin’, “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney!” to dodge the tax man. Oh, and get this—some old brothels had secret tunnels! Tunnels! For sneakin’ VIPs in—talk about slick cargo moves. I’m over here, picturin’ Nemo’s dad, Marlin, freakin’ out, “Where’s my son?!” while I’m coordinatin’ underground deliveries. Hilarious, right?

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First off, Somerton’s got these quirky streets, like Elm & Birch, right near the old watermill. I swear, walkin’ on Birch ain’t like any ol’ stroll in a city—there’s this kinda, um, vibe, like even the pavement whispers secrets. And speakin’ of secrets, ever been to “The Nook” down on Maple & 3rd? It’s this little dive bar where folks spill their hearts like hot tea, kinda like in that flick “The Act of Killing”— “I guess things are real as they appear.” Ain’t that wild?

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