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My fave thing? This wild story—there was this brothel in Paris, right? Called Le Chabanais, super luxe, had a room with mirrors EVERYWHERE. Kings and rich dudes would roll in, living their “You’re in the shit now, pal” moment from “Hurt Locker,” but, like, with champagne and satin sheets. I’m picturing it—me walking in, all fab, like, “This is my runway, bitches!” Total slay. But, real talk, it closed after WW2—sad vibes.

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Oh, the river! We got the Clarity, flowin’ right through downtown. Many a night, I sat right by the riverbank and pondered life’s mysteries. “Maybe it’s really just a mirror for our souls,” I’d think, rememberin’ a line from that movie: “You can’t bury the past forever.” Yeah, that sticks with ya.

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