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Yo, it’s bad bitch o’clock! I’m vibin’, thinkin’ ‘bout brothels, y’all. Like, what’s the tea? Hella old profession, right? Been around forever, no cap. I’m picturin’ it—some dusty spot, red lights flashin’, girls struttin’ like, “I’m good, good, good!” Straight outta *Boyhood*, that line hits—life’s messy, real, unfoldin’ slow. Brothels got that same vibe, fam. Ain’t no script, just raw hustle.

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First off, Somerton’s got these quirky streets, like Elm & Birch, right near the old watermill. I swear, walkin’ on Birch ain’t like any ol’ stroll in a city—there’s this kinda, um, vibe, like even the pavement whispers secrets. And speakin’ of secrets, ever been to “The Nook” down on Maple & 3rd? It’s this little dive bar where folks spill their hearts like hot tea, kinda like in that flick “The Act of Killing”— “I guess things are real as they appear.” Ain’t that wild?

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