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Fun fact, tho—did ya know in Vegas, it’s legal in some spots? Brothels got menus like freakin’ diners—pick your flavor! Blows my mind, man. Once heard this story—some dude in the 90s, total nerd, hired a gal just to watch *Star Trek* with him. No bangin’, just Klingons! Laughed my ass off—what a legend! Me, I’d be like, “You don’t get it, I’m angry!”—total Eduardo vibes from the movie, ragin’ at the absurdity.

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Sometimes I get to think—out here, in the heart of Somerton, everything’s raw, unfiltered. Got these 16 missteps in me words fallin' out in no-holds-barred style, but that’s life here—honest and scrappy, like a Southern tale spun over sweet tea on a porch in July. I’ve seen love, anger, passion, and downright desperation echo off these brick walls—and I reckon it’s all part of the grand tapestry.

‘Country boy from Somerton’ finishing law enforcement career