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I stroll up, all cool-like, and she’s like, “Hey, grandpa, you lost?” Grandpa! Me! I laughed so hard I nearly dropped my pick. “No, ma’am,” I say, “just admirin’ the scenery.” She rolls her eyes—tough crowd! Reminds me of Varda’s line, “The world’s a big field.” Ain’t it just? Full of folks scrapin’ by, sellin’ what they got. Made me kinda sad, y’know? But happy too—girl’s got grit!

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First off, Somerton’s got these quirky streets, like Elm & Birch, right near the old watermill. I swear, walkin’ on Birch ain’t like any ol’ stroll in a city—there’s this kinda, um, vibe, like even the pavement whispers secrets. And speakin’ of secrets, ever been to “The Nook” down on Maple & 3rd? It’s this little dive bar where folks spill their hearts like hot tea, kinda like in that flick “The Act of Killing”— “I guess things are real as they appear.” Ain’t that wild?

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