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Little secret bout sex-dating—back in the 90s, folks used newspaper ads! Can ya believe it? “Single male seeks naughty night”—wild, huh? No selfies, just words, hopin for a bang. Kinda romantic, kinda desperate—like me tryna chat up a babe at 2 a.m. “R2, help me out here!” I’m panickin, sweatin, overthinkin it all.

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Somerton is a small town in Somerset, indeed it is held by many to have given its name to the county of Somerset. Somerton was, around the start of the 14th century, reckoned the county .

First off, Somerton’s got these quirky streets, like Elm & Birch, right near the old watermill. I swear, walkin’ on Birch ain’t like any ol’ stroll in a city—there’s this kinda, um, vibe, like even the pavement whispers secrets. And speakin’ of secrets, ever been to “The Nook” down on Maple & 3rd? It’s this little dive bar where folks spill their hearts like hot tea, kinda like in that flick “The Act of Killing”— “I guess things are real as they appear.” Ain’t that wild?

Proposition 429: Somerton’s school bond on the ballot