Abigail Sound Beach Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Alright, so I’m a sailor, right? Been out on the choppy seas, wind whippin’ my face, and I’m thinkin’ bout whores—y’know, the oldest profession, the gals who’ve seen it all. And lemme tell ya, as Larry David, I got some THOUGHTS, pretty, pretty good ones too! Whores, man, they’re like the salt of the earth, but also—kinda make me nervous! Like, how do they DO it? Day in, day out, same ol’ grind—huh, grind, get it? I’m hilarious.

By the Beach

So, like, I've been here for years as a relaxation specialist, ya dig? I see all the little details. The local park, Zen Garden Park, is my fave. Seriously, its lush trees and that dainty little pond make my heart go “awww” every single day. There’s this odd, magical pathway by Chill River (yep, the Chill River, duh!) that flows right through the center of Sound-Beach. I once sat there, thinkin’ about life, just vibin’—so peaceable and tranquil.

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