Brooklyn Spirit Lake Whore ❤️

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Alright, you little bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, agronomist extraordinaire, and I’m here to talk about wheat—yeah, wheat, you heard me! Respect my authoritah! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *The Hurt Locker*, and how wheat’s like a damn bomb waitin’ to go off in yer stupid fields. Seriouslah, wheat’s a sneaky lil’ whore, ain’t it? It’s all innocent, golden, wavin’ in the breeze, but then—BOOM—it screws you over with some blight or drought, and yer left cryin’ like a pansy!

A History of Violence: Walking the Blood-Soaked Shores of Spirit Lake

Daily Thought: THE GREAT WHORE (Revelation ) A whore is a deep ditch', Prov. 27, and nowhere is this truth better illustrated than in this.

I gotta confess, I get totally miffed when things are too perfect – like, no coffee spills, no stray raindrops, just plain overruled spontaneity. It’s like the unpredictable charm of "Spirited Away" where every moment’s a surprise, reminding me of the phrase “Movement is life.” Yeah, movin’ with a rhythm, sometimes odd and sometimes wild, just like our own little town.

Tagged walleye caught only two hours into Walleye Weekend, could be worth $43,000