Ada Spokane Whore ❤️

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Quirky bit—love their spiky fins, proper punk rockers of the sea. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d swear they wink at ya—cheeky sods! Oh, and they’re territorial—once saw two squabblin’ over a rock, like MPs over the last scone. “Where was I?”—lost me train o’ thought, classic Boris! Anyway, mate, whore’s a legend—ugly, loud, bit of a git, but I’d watch ‘em all day. *Memento* style—backwards, forwards, still a bloody riot! Whaddya reckon?

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Spokane is messy, wild, and unexpectedly refined. Perfect for a spa day or a secret rendezvous. And yeah, sometimes I do a dozen typos in texts 'cause I'm rushin', and well... life’s messy like that. Keep your eyes open, be ready for a twist, and always remember: it's all about enjoying every moment. Cheers, and welcome to my crazy, dazzling town.

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