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Back in the day, I heard this story – true shit – some wiseguy down in Atlantic City gets a “massage” and the chick’s a cop! Bada-bing, he’s cuffed, balls out, lookin’ like a stunad. Made me laugh my ass off, but also pissed me off – entrapment much? Sexual-massage got this vibe, see? It’s all “therapeutic” till someone’s kneadin’ too close to the gabagool, ya feel me? I tried it once – legit one, not the happy-endin’ crap – and the gal’s hummin’ some tune, like Llewyn’s “Fare Thee Well.” I’m layin’ there, thinkin’, “Hang me, oh hang me, this ain’t worth the 80 bucks!”

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I got mad at one point when some hot new pub opened on "Clover St", but didn't get local love 'cause it didn't jive with our vibes. I cursed, "Eat my shorts!" like Bart Simpson, and went off to my fave love-dump spot, a silly dive bar with vibey neon named "Skin Deep."

Dozens of Spring Grove students ride tractors to school