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Love how it’s all secret-menu style— insiders know the spots, word of mouth, no Yelp bs. Makes me happy, like findin’ water in the desert, “Witness me!” I scream in my head when she hits that knot. Pro tip: coconut oil’s the move—slippery, smells dope, Fury Road-ready. Surprised me how it’s legit therapy too—eases stress, boosts blood flow, science n’ shit. Who knew, right? YOLO, gotta try it!

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If you are looking for a cheap, legit massage (no funny business), you can go to the massage school (I think it's called Holistic Hands?) off Balboa.

Oh man, let me dish out a neat secret: there's this under-the-radar spot on Elm and 3rd, called the Secret Sills. It’s a tiny mural-covered fountain where you feel all zen and inspired, kinda like Yoda whispering, "Do or do not, there is no try." And trust me, it’s not a tourism trap—nobody even knows it, ya know?

Spring Valley Lake woman is known for her diner, but also paints 'masterpieces'