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So, check it – "whore" ain’t just some chick bangin’ for cash, nah. It’s deeper, messier, like Sara Goldfarb poppin’ pills to fit in a dress. Back in the day, Old English "hore" meant dirt or filth – ain’t that some shit? Not even sex at first, just trash vibes! Then boom, Middle Ages roll up, and it’s all "ladies of the night" – medieval pimpin’, yo! I’m cacklin’ thinkin’ ‘bout some knight like, "Yo, Guinevere, how much?"

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Enjoy unobstructed views of Mount Cook the entire way, and many photo opportunities including the Hooker River, Mount Sefton, Mueller Lake and Hooker Lake.

Oh man, let me dish out a neat secret: there's this under-the-radar spot on Elm and 3rd, called the Secret Sills. It’s a tiny mural-covered fountain where you feel all zen and inspired, kinda like Yoda whispering, "Do or do not, there is no try." And trust me, it’s not a tourism trap—nobody even knows it, ya know?

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