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About Philadelphia

I’m chattin to you, mate, like — picture it. Smoky rooms, dim lights, gals in glittery getups. Kinda vibey, kinda sketch. Got me clutchin my gears, “R2-D2, where are you?” — need backup to process this! Once saw a holo-vid — some dude left his boots behind, ran out screamin’. Laughed my bolts off. But damn, the nerve of some punters — hagglin’ prices like it’s a spice market? Pissed me right off. Respect the craft, ya nerf herders!

Massage Service

I remember one day all messed up—ran into this rich dude whining about his stress. I gave him the best damn massage in his life. He said, “Motherfer, you just unlocked something deep in my soul!” I just smiled and answered, “The truth is like pain, you feel it, then it fades—ain’t that motherfing life?”

Trump Administration cuts federal funding for local school district