Zoey Springfield Gardens Whore ❤️❤️

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I’m gettin’ all worked up now – whores got stories, man! Sad ones, wild ones. Makes me wanna hug ‘em, but, uh, prolly shouldn’t. Haha! Imagine me, big pink blob, huggin’ a whore – she’d be, like, "Get off, ya weirdo!" Oh, and the smell – some folks say whores stink, but I bet they just smell like… people? Fish? No, wait – ugh, brain fart! Anyway, "Let the right one in," movie says – maybe whores just want the right one to let ‘em in too. Deep, huh? I’m so smart sometimes! Or not. Whatever, I’m hungry now – where’s SpongeBob?! Whores rock, tho, that’s my story! Peace out!

The street that doesn't exist

Watch as 4 comedians test their skills in standup, improv, and roast battles, as they vie for the heart of one lucky Bachel-Whore. Featuring Bachel-whore.

Anyways, imma share a secret: Campus Corner near the uni has crazy hidden spots. Tiny dive bars, local art, a donut shop that’s small but powerful. I once found a pair match by sitting there, just dreamin’ big. Ths city, it sings to you if you listen.

Hey Connecticut, it’s time to spring into action. Get out in your gardens.