Mia St. Johns Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

So, friend, pack your bags, bring your laugh. Explore these streets. Let the city's pulse drive you. St.-Johns (us) is a wild beast. Love it or hate it, ya simply can’t ignore it. Enjoy the madness, my pal!

Kentucky to play St. John's in Atlanta December 20