Ada Stallings Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores, yeah? *trips over imaginary chair, mumbles* Oof, bloody hell! So, I’m Mr. Bean, see, an’ I reckon whores got this… vibe, y’know? Like in me fave flick, “A Separation” – all messy an’ real! Whores, they’re like Nader, dodgin’ truth, *flails arms* oops, nearly fell there!

Background

A. E. Stallings has authored four collections of poetry, Archaic Smile (), Hapax (), Olives (), and most recently, Like (), a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize.

I was on dinner with a hottie near Liberty Lane, and yo, that restaurant is the bomb. The timidity of my dating app startup exploded there in my head: “Like, whoa, destiny’s a jacked-up beast.” Sukks my nerves sometimes, but hey. And man, there's this tiny river called Whimsy Creek that gurgles wild near the outskirts, a hidden gem where I once accidentally unleashed a hurricane of designer ideas—like Mulholland Drive’s plot twist confusin’ everyone!

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