Lydia Stanton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, whore’s a beast—long, lean, silver, with stripes that say, “I’m a badass, motherfucker!” Teeth sharp enough to rip your damn arm off. Fishermen lose their shit tryna catch it—runs like it’s on cocaine, 60 miles an hour, no lie! Little known fact: Polynesians been huntin’ this fucker forever, callin’ it “ono”—means “delicious,” and hell yeah, it is! Tastes like heaven, flaky and sweet, but don’t sleep on it—it’ll fuck you up if you ain’t ready.

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Honestly, I'm often baffled—this city makes me feel like every day’s a new chapter in a bizarre, beautiful movie. Sure, traffic gets mad sometimes on Cedar Rd, and yeah, the rain can get so persistent it nearly wipes your digital footprint clean—but that's life here. Sometimes I wonder if all these quirky bits make us forget our past, like in that movie—while also embracing the chaos.

Jason Stanton - Men's Soccer Coach