Evelyn Stoneham Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

So, whore—right, she’s this lass I knew back in the day, proper tart, sold her wares down by the Tiber. Not yer average slapper, mind ya—had this trick, see, little known fact: she’d hum Roman lullabies while, y’know, *workin’*. Customers loved it, said it was like screwin’ a siren. Made me laugh, that—fuckin’ surreal, innit? But it pissed me off too, cos she’d nick coins from yer pouch while hummin’. Sneaky bitch! “What is the truth?”—like Simin says in the movie—whore’d just wink and say, “Truth’s what pays, love.”

Amy Schumer: Whore Tour

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I got some real deep secrets too! Shh… Did ya know there’s a hidden courtyard by Maple Ave. where old murals hide stories of rebellion? C’mon, they don’t advertise that—pure underground vibe!

Police search for driver after dog killed in Stoneham hit-and-run