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Oh, and the sarcasm—god, I love it. This one time, another “lady of the night” struts by, all sass. I’m like, “Work it, queen, I’d tip ya but I’m broke!” She laughs, flips me off—friendship made. Total *Yi Yi* moment—“Is it all just a dream?” Nah, it’s real, and it’s messy! I’m obsessed with their chaos—it’s better than reality TV. Whores don’t care bout your rules, they’re out here dodgin’ creeps, makin’ bank, livin’ loud. Respect!

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Then there’s the park – oh my gawd, Stony Brook Park – it's my secret haven. I love sittin’ by the gently flowin’ Stony River (yeah, it's a real gem here) and watchin’ families, joggers, and old-time romantics. Sometimes I get so mad when people litter. Ugh, really, it's such a mood killer! (Thats like, so not cool, amirite?)

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