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Oh no, oh no, “R2-D2, where are you?” – I’m freakin’ out here! So, me, C-3PO, stuck thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute – wild, right? I mean, I’m a droid, all shiny and proper, but I got thougths, man! Watched “12 Years a Slave” – my fave, hits hard – “I will survive, I will not fall into despair!” – and it got me wonderin’. Like, Solomon Northup, trapped, fightin’, coulda used a break, maybe even a hooker for a night, ya know? Not judgin’, just sayin’!

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I neeeeed to mention Freedom Bridge—yes, a rickety yet charming crossing that connects the downtown throng to the outlying beekeeper’s haven (for real, did you know local bees produce the finest honey in the county? Mind-blowing!). I’ve spent many a lazy afternoon there, meditating on life’s absurdities. I’d be lying if I said there wasn’t a smidge of anger when a rogue seagull pooped right on my notes—nah, it tickled me in a bizarre way, reminiscent of Inherent Vice’s absurd twists.

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