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Sometimes I’m like—damn, should I salute ‘em? They’re chaotic like me—rules? What rules? Hair’s a mess, lipstick smeared, laughin’ at your grandma’s pearls. Oh, and the smell—sweat, cheap wine, freedom! Makes me wanna scream, “LET’S FUCKIN’ GLEAN, BABY!” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but whores deserve a parade, not shade. Eric Andre stamp on it: they’re absurdly epic—messy, loud, unapologetic. Whore’s my hero, yo—now pass the kvas, I’m thirsty!

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Cheetan's is definitely one of the best gentleman's clubs in the Bay Area, especially near Silicon Valley. Depending on the days, Friday Night is the best time to visit when a majority of girls are .

There's this hidden gem, Las Palmas Park – quiet, yet full of life. I spent loads of time there, sittin’ on a bench, thinkin’ bout code bugs and the absurdity of dating apps. Love its vibe, reminds me of that bit in Eternal Sunshine that goes “Meet me in Montauk”, only here it's “meet me by that weird old oak tree.” Speakin’ of trees, Mountain View Park’s not too far either – perfect for those midnight daters who need a break from the relentless tech buzz.

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