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Brothels, man, they’re old as fuck—did ya know ancient Pompeii had ‘em? Lupanar, they called it, walls scratched with dick reviews—true story, motherfucker! I’m talkin’ graffiti like, “This chick’s the shit!” Makes me laugh my ass off—ancient Yelp for hookers! But real talk, it’s a hustle—girls grindin’, cash flowin’, and some shady bastard runnin’ it. Pisses me off, ‘cause half the time they’re trapped, y’know?

Nearby business owners react to prostitution bust at gentlemen's club

Bro, you gotta hit up Ocean Blvd down by the pier—it’s not a huge landmark like those fancy skyscrapers elsewhere, but it’s got heart. Sometimes, as a sexologist, I wonder how the tides whisper secrets of passion to sunbathers. There's a park, yeah? Surfside Park near Bayfront St. It's lowkey magic. You’ll see couples, singles, and lonely wanderers who, like in Malick’s flick, drift in the wind, trying to find their new world.

'The Mousetrap': A classic whodunit by Agatha Christie comes to Surfside Playhouse