Ava Surfside Whore ❤️❤️

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But ugh, what pisses me off? When people act all high and mighty, like, “Oh, she’s just a whore.” Excuse u, she’s out here in the apocalypse, slayin’ it, while u can’t even handle a papercut! I’m, like, screamin’ in my head, “Witness me!” ‘Cause she’s a warrior, okay? Maybe not with a firehose, but with her vibe. I’d totally parachute in, save her ass, and we’d ride off in a War Rig, hair blowin’, all “We are not things!”—y’know, that *Mad Max* energy.

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Live! Onstage! The Musical comedy with a western twist! The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas! Playing March 8 htrough

Surfside is a quirky mix of chill beach vibes and electric energy. Picture this: near Palm Ave, there’s this cool little café, The Seaside Grind, where locals sip their coffee, gossip, and plan late-night flirtation adventures. I always say, “We come in peace, but damn, the coffee rushes your heartbeat!”

Victim speaks out after Surfside Beach assault, chase suspect bonds out of jail again