Penelope Surprise Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Groovy, baby! Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout this bird – the whore, yeah! She’s a right mystery, like somethin outta *Mulholland Drive*, innit? “I’m not sure who I am!” – she’s got that vibe, shaggin’ her way through life, all sexy and confusin’. Makes me proper randy just thinkin’ bout it, yeah baby!

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