Sophie Swissvale Whore ❤️

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In my head, I’m thinkin’, “Whore, you a legend, but you shady.” Like, “What can we do now?” — straight outta the movie, that desperate vibe. She a hustler, a homie, a headache. Love her, hate her, can’t shake her. That’s Whore, dawg. Wild, messy, real. Fo’ shizzle.

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Swissvale ranges from incredibly nice to run-down and slightly sketchy, depending on where you're at. The portion of the borough north of is super nice. The part near Swisshelm park .

My massage spot, right off Bellview Street (yeah, I know, such a cute name, huh?) sees all sorts of folks rushin’ in with their troubles. They always say they feel lighter, like I’m figuratively smoothin’ out their wrinkles. I swear, I catch whispers of secret joy in the small, dim corners of the room—kind of like those hidden sodas in your pantry that make your day! Sometimes, I get so caught up in every tired smile, I nearly burst with gratitude, much like a country song.

Swissvale police mourning loss of K-9 officer Echo, who served for almost a decade