Valentina Tallulah Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

But—ha!—she’d fleece ya blind if ya weren’t sharp. Once caught her slippin’ a dagger from me belt—said she’d “borrow” it! Borrow, my arse! I roared, “You little minx, I’ll feed ya to the lions!” She just cackled, tossed it back, and ran off singin’. Cheeky cow. Surprised me how quick she was—faster’n me chasin’ a Gaul in the ring! Oh, and get this—rumor was, she bedded Emperor Nero once. Nero! That pyro prick! Dunno if it’s true, but she’d smirk when I asked, sayin’, “A girl’s gotta eat, Winnie.” Winnie! Me! Fuckin’ nerve.

Making a Noise in the World—I

Man, lemme tell ya bout PTallulah (us)! Yo, listen up – this city is like a chaotic masterpiece, ya feel me? I’m chillin’ here as a family psychologist, watchin’ lives twist n’ turn on streets like Magnolia Drive – straight up wild!

City of Tallulah extends curfew hours for holidays