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So check this—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, ya dumbasses. I’m scrollin’ X, tryna peep profiles, see who’s out there slingin’ ass. Some chick posts, “50 bucks, full service,” and I’m like, sweet Jesus, that’s a deal! But then—bam!—her pic’s blurry, prolly a catfish, and I’m pissed! “Respect my authoritah!” I yell at the screen, ‘cause I ain’t wastin’ my cash on some fake-ass hoe. Fun fact, tho—back in the 1800s, prostitutes in Paris had these secret codes, like wearin’ red ribbons meant they was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some wild shit?

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Yo, there’s plenty of parks and nature spots too. Taos River, for real, cuts through nowhere, but it’s mesmerizing for a stroll after a massage session – always gives me the feels. And Tony’s Park on New Mexico State Road 68? Hell, that’s my go-to chill spot. I always blush just thinkin’ about “where’s my authoritah now?!” nature’s got the last laugh!

Taos saw fewer visitors in 2024