Lauren Tappan Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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I got mad once, tho—spilled brothel all over my pants, stunk like a rotten No-Face mask! Boss was like, “Pat, ya dummy!” But I laughed, ‘cause it’s funny now—smelled like a gas station took a bath! Oh, and get this—some old geezer told me brothel’s made from funky plants, not just oil! Blew my mind, like Haku flyin’ free! Is brothel a plant? Can I grow it? Prolly not, I’d kill it, haha!

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Gosh, lemme add – I get a bit mad sometimes at how people overlook the beauty of subtle sensuality, the touch of sunlit faded brick walls or whispered wind through the leaves. But hey, that's Tappan for ya: raw yet enchanting. Its neighborhoods, like the cozy Haven Place, have these tight-knit vibes, where everyone’s business is kinda public – but dang, the love is pure.

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