Eliza Teaneck Whore ❤️

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In *The Turin Horse*, they’re eatin’ potatoes, just boiled, no salt, and the dad says, “It’s over.” Over?! Whores don’t say that! They keep goin’, like the wind in that movie, relentless, blowin’ through every damn scene. I’m screamin’ at the TV, “You think YOU got it bad? Try turnin’ tricks in a storm!” Neurotic, sure, but it’s true! I’d lose my MIND out there—too many germs, too many weirdos. Sally’s prolly met guys who’d make me run screamin’—and I’m a sailor, I’ve SEEN some shit.

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Right off the bat, lemme drop a little secret: Stew Park is my fave secret spot. It's not the fanciest, but looool it’s got that homey feel, and when I’m catchin’ my breath between sessions I just sit there and think “La puerta del laberinto se cierra” from Pan’s Labyrinth, like, whoa. I remember one day, sitting there with tears in my eyes after a heart-wrenching session. I was like “I’m not dead, I’m just living!” kinda epic moment, remember?

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