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About Phoenix

Brothels sell fantasy, man. That’s the psych bit—people buyin’ what they can’t get at home. “The past is a memory!”—yep, *The Master* nails it. They’re chasin’ somethin’, even if it’s messy. Slang time—dudes are horned up, droppin’ stacks, thinkin’ they’re kings. Sarcasm? Sure—kings of a $50 quickie, woo-hoo! Little-known fact—old-timey brothels had “menu cards” for services. Like orderin’ at Krusty Burger, D’oh! Wild stuff.

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Two rookie NYPD cops have been arrested for groping and robbing a prostitute inside a Queens brothel they had been assigned to investigate.

The local landmarks are top-notch. There's the old train depot on 2nd Avenue that smells of memories and rusty metal – it gives off some retro Wes Anderson energy, I swear; it's like stepping back in time and forgetting all your worries for a hot minute. And then there's the annual “Tecumseh Follies” at Centennial Park – a festival that turns the whole town into one big art piece. I mean, who doesn’t love a little spectacle with quirky costumes and unexpected surprises? It’s like, "Excuse me, madam, can I interest you in a moment of pure joy?"

More details released on human remains found near Tecumseh