Abigail Tehachapi Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, darlin’, *breathless* “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” lemme spill some tea bout brothels! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout those wild houses of sin—y’know, where the gals strut n the fellas drool. Ain’t it a trip? Like, in Hawaii, they got this sneaky history w brothels, back in WW2 days—sailors floodin in, hornier than a toad on a hot rock! They called em “boogie houses” round Honolulu—lil fact for ya, hun. Streets buzzin, girls in tight skirts, red lights flickerin like some damn David Lynch fever dream.

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I do my massages and listen to all sorts of can’t-believe-this moments. One time, a customer raved ‘bout Tehachapi’s sunsets along Skyline Dr – the lights get all dreamy. I was like, "Yep, just as Agnès Varda said, ‘We steal moments from life, like gleaners in a field.'" Ain’t that somethin’?

Mojave Unified announces two-hour delay due to weather; Tehachapi schools closed today